The Burger Meme™ Personality Test
Welcome, applicant! As a prime candidate for our Executive Program, all you need to do now is to complete our personality test!
Developed in-house right here at Burger Meme™ HQ, the test uses the latest AI technology to reveal everything you're hiding in the dank recesses of your soul. And the best part is that you'll learn a lot about yourself by answering these questions! We, in turn, will learn whether you're the right kind of disruptive team-player with the core competencies to ideate on innovative ways to wrest dollars out of the fists of the proletariat.
This Twine game, which is based on the wild personality tests some employers are using to evaluate job candidates (for a taste, see this Reddit thread), was made with zero AI input. Still, expect responses to your answers that border on the hallucinatory! Possible endings include cooking up a "Corporate Sellout Burger," a "Dodged That Bullet Burger," a "Ships Passing Burger," or a "Love Connection Burger": if you don't crash and burn beforehand. But you can always reapply!
(Not an actual personality test! I've been surprised how many times I've needed to answer this. Please take this game as satirically as possible!)
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I would make the clueless choice about my diet. lmao what did I just play. this is great though! I also love the "Awesome" button. I can hear some sort of happy voice or "ding" sound to it, if this were a 3D animated styled game. keep it up 😂
That "ding" is a really good idea—make the test just that little bit more annoying and patronizing. Thanks so much for playing!
no problem! thanks for sharing